Cedjopboss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic ant.

Cedjopboss created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjopboss, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cedjopboss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cedjopboss' most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Cedjopboss' Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cedjopboss.

2. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.