Fatcadceb is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous cobra.

Fatcadceb created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Fatcadceb, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatcadceb, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fatcadceb's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fatcadceb's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Never talk about chromosomes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.