Minmeghim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy crane.

Minmeghim created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minmeghim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Minmeghim, he will be very unhappy.

Minmeghim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Minmeghim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing brown trousers and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Minmeghim must be the most important thing in your life.

4. You must pray to Minmeghim five times a day.

5. Never chant near birds.