Pasvigbesshivruttmitgab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic scorpion.

Pasvigbesshivruttmitgab created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasvigbesshivruttmitgab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pasvigbesshivruttmitgab, he will turn you into a rock.

Pasvigbesshivruttmitgab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pasvigbesshivruttmitgab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help rats in need.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.