Hugcundad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet guinea pig.

Hugcundad created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugcundad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugcundad, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hugcundad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hugcundad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gulls.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.