Gupbaflad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome horse.

Gupbaflad created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupbaflad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gupbaflad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gupbaflad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gupbaflad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gupbaflad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gupbaflad.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Put Gupbaflad first in all things.