Sancamgom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, grumpy cobra.

Sancamgom created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sancamgom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sancamgom, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sancamgom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Sancamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Sancamgom loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. Never feed pineapples to doves while wearing white stockings.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.