Hastapfid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust butterfly.

Hastapfid created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hastapfid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hastapfid, she will torture you forever.

Hastapfid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hastapfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away from pink frogs, for they are unholy.