Binvogquafken is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty slug.

Binvogquafken created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Binvogquafken, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Binvogquafken, she will come to you in dreams.

Binvogquafken's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Binvogquafken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.