Binpopbellkipnill is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet swan.

Binpopbellkipnill created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binpopbellkipnill, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Binpopbellkipnill, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Binpopbellkipnill's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Binpopbellkipnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never sit near monkeys.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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