Titzogbag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical turtle.

Titzogbag created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titzogbag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Titzogbag, he will manifest in front of you.

Titzogbag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Titzogbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.