Gentipten is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unselfish fish.

Gentipten created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gentipten, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gentipten, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gentipten's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gentipten's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Gentipten loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Always help dolphins.