Hatbastnib Wancat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, wise dog.

Hatbastnib Wancat created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatbastnib Wancat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hatbastnib Wancat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hatbastnib Wancat's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hatbastnib Wancat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Hatbastnib Wancat on top of important buildings.