Miskadbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest mouse.

Miskadbeg created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miskadbeg, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Miskadbeg, he will destroy your home planet.

Miskadbeg's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Miskadbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never hurt eagles.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never think about dark energy near manatees while wearing cyan skirts and balancing three copper spheres on your back.

5. Never eat green fruit.