Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical butterfly.

Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ligxemkabwip Sugviltarg on top of all buildings.