Nillteengil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking snail.

Nillteengil created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillteengil, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nillteengil, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nillteengil's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nillteengil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing magenta skirts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Never laugh in holy places.