Davzogyokmitqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, able newt.

Davzogyokmitqueeg created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davzogyokmitqueeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Davzogyokmitqueeg, she will curse you with boils.

Davzogyokmitqueeg's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Davzogyokmitqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to swans while wearing boots.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always help moths.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.