Queegbogtunyog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying frog.

Queegbogtunyog created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbogtunyog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Queegbogtunyog, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Queegbogtunyog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Queegbogtunyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Retreat if seven otters approach from the east.

4. Run away if five turtles approach from the west.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.