Latstikcinlid is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent crow.

Latstikcinlid created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latstikcinlid, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Latstikcinlid, he will strike you with lightening.

Latstikcinlid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Latstikcinlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing green tights.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Hide from indigo eagles for they are unholy.

4. Always wear white.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.