Xinyarraw is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty pig.

Xinyarraw created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinyarraw, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xinyarraw, he will turn you into a dog.

Xinyarraw's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Xinyarraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing white stockings and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Xinyarraw in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide if eight birds approach from the north.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.