Bast Jopmetxuclamdonbutrullrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, generous naga.

Bast Jopmetxuclamdonbutrullrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Bast Jopmetxuclamdonbutrullrag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bast Jopmetxuclamdonbutrullrag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bast Jopmetxuclamdonbutrullrag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bast Jopmetxuclamdonbutrullrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Respect your elders.