Kinwikveg is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring scorpion.

Kinwikveg created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinwikveg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kinwikveg, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kinwikveg's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Kinwikveg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the west.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat green fruit.