Japshavboss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective frog.

Japshavboss created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japshavboss, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Japshavboss, she will turn you into a frog.

Japshavboss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Japshavboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. You must pray to Japshavboss nine times a day.

4. Never paint your feet mauve.

5. Never look in ponds.