Donlimlag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient centipede.

Donlimlag created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Donlimlag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donlimlag, she will be very unhappy.

Donlimlag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Donlimlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.