Butzognull is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind badger.

Butzognull created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butzognull, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Butzognull, she will come to you in dreams.

Butzognull's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Butzognull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Do not kill eagles.