Ditsafnart is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, grumpy owl.

Ditsafnart created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditsafnart, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ditsafnart, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Ditsafnart's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ditsafnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing green stockings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Run away from purple manatees, for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.