Tifdapbep is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, merciful giraffe.

Tifdapbep created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifdapbep, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tifdapbep, she will turn you into a frog.

Tifdapbep's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Tifdapbep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Tifdapbep loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.