Rotkanbast is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating rhinoceros.

Rotkanbast created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkanbast, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotkanbast, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rotkanbast's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rotkanbast's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Rotkanbast loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Do not chop down trees.