Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn, she will not invite you to parties.

Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn's name in vain.

2. Run away from white mites, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must love Vantafhatnarlkomdaglarn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.