Gidsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic toad.

Gidsaw created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidsaw, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gidsaw, she will make you grow a tail.

Gidsaw's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Gidsaw on top of important buildings.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.