Sasbepbapappkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful toad.

Sasbepbapappkip created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Sasbepbapappkip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sasbepbapappkip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Sasbepbapappkip's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sasbepbapappkip's Holy Commandments

1. Sasbepbapappkip loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed aubergines to seals while wearing gray boots.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.