Sadpagpigwap Tipquimjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced wren.

Sadpagpigwap Tipquimjarn created life two years ago.

If you believe in Sadpagpigwap Tipquimjarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadpagpigwap Tipquimjarn, she will not care.

Sadpagpigwap Tipquimjarn's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sadpagpigwap Tipquimjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near mice while wearing green coats and balancing eight carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Sadpagpigwap Tipquimjarn loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not keep nine otters in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not speak about grapes.