Dosslenbin is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental
penguin.
Dosslenbin created a top quark two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dosslenbin, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Dosslenbin, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Dosslenbin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Dosslenbin's Holy Commandments1. Dosslenbin loves whales, so they must be respected.
2. Never talk about dark energy.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Fast once a month.