Kemquagraw is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witless hare.

Kemquagraw created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kemquagraw, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kemquagraw, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kemquagraw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kemquagraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink stockings.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Kemquagraw on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.