Likpinsog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable snake.

Likpinsog created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likpinsog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Likpinsog, she will turn you into a plant.

Likpinsog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Likpinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never talk about optics.