Jipsitgat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak naga.

Jipsitgat created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Jipsitgat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jipsitgat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jipsitgat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Jipsitgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Jipsitgat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never feed beans to whales while wearing brown kilts.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.