Dingunhog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful camel.

Dingunhog created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dingunhog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dingunhog, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dingunhog's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dingunhog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never play with disobedient children.