Yakrigzim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, cheerful swallow.

Yakrigzim created a quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakrigzim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yakrigzim, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yakrigzim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Yakrigzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Hide if eight gulls approach from the north.

3. Always help otters in need.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. You must never eat rice.