Fudhivjop is a god.

It takes the form of a small, strong elephant.

Fudhivjop created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudhivjop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fudhivjop, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fudhivjop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fudhivjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Feed all hungry horses.