Bongunarp is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witty chinchilla.

Bongunarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bongunarp, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bongunarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bongunarp's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bongunarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.