Vidfotfar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest hare.

Vidfotfar created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidfotfar, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidfotfar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vidfotfar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Vidfotfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Do not kill doves.