Fomhinstragrul is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dove.

Fomhinstragrul created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomhinstragrul, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fomhinstragrul, it will turn you into a frog.

Fomhinstragrul's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Fomhinstragrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fomhinstragrul.

4. Always help geese.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Fomhinstragrul in the centre of the settlement.