Popcanfud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring walrus.

Popcanfud created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popcanfud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popcanfud, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Popcanfud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Popcanfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Put Popcanfud first in all things.

3. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.