Badxuckpog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring dugong.

Badxuckpog created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badxuckpog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Badxuckpog, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Badxuckpog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Badxuckpog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Badxuckpog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.