Capvid is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciful fairy.

Capvid created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capvid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Capvid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Capvid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Capvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near bats while wearing blue shirts and balancing nine titanium spheres on your face.