Fumdosshit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, proud warg.

Fumdosshit created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumdosshit, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fumdosshit, she will turn you into a tree.

Fumdosshit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fumdosshit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tortoises.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not keep eight porpoises in a large pit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.