Vinyaksig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish rat.

Vinyaksig created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinyaksig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vinyaksig, he will not invite you to parties.

Vinyaksig's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vinyaksig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Vinyaksig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.