Ragyimtim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm aardvark.

Ragyimtim created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ragyimtim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ragyimtim, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ragyimtim's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ragyimtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick badgers.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.