Dibfetwab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid bird.

Dibfetwab created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfetwab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dibfetwab, she will turn you into a goat.

Dibfetwab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dibfetwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill turtles.