Spagwodfot is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical gerbil.

Spagwodfot created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Spagwodfot, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Spagwodfot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Spagwodfot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Spagwodfot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Spagwodfot in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Spagwodfot loves horses, so they must be respected.